Honkable Hilarity

Funniest comment on youtube

Posted by: honkable on: February 23, 2008

12:58:52 AM Me: I just read the funniest comment on youtube

12:58:57 AM Jack: ?

12:59:12 AM Me: so some dude posts a video of himself playing a guitar

12:59:19 AM Me: and the one and only comment

12:59:24 AM Me: “BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD”

12:59:40 AM Jack: lol… nice

12:59:56 AM Me: I can’t stop laughing

12:59:58 AM Me: hahahaha

1:00:06 AM Jack: you imagning me playing arent u… hahaha

1:00:13 AM Me: totally!

1:01:36 AM Me: love it

1:01:53 AM Jack: lol

1:01:55 AM Jack: good shit

1:09:37 AM Me: bad bad bad bad bad

1:10:09 AM Jack: LOL

1:11:37 AM Me: I’m gonna have a lot of fun with this

I bought toothpaste that cost $7

Posted by: honkable on: February 23, 2008

2:09:06 PM Me: that $7 toothpaste

2:09:08 PM Me: pretty good man

2:09:14 PM Me: not just saying cause it’s crazy pricey

2:09:23 PM Jack: lol suuure

2:09:25 PM Jack: what has it done for u?

2:09:25 PM Me: I used it last night… and woke up this morning with no noticeable morning breath

2:09:39 PM Me: usually my breath is sooooooo bad, you need to febreze the entire room

I’m a generous guy

Posted by: honkable on: February 23, 2008

12:24:27 AM Jack: what u doing there?

12:25:05 AM Me: shopping

12:32:47 AM Jack: u better buy me something too!

12:32:56 AM Me: I’ll get you a 3-pack condom

12:32:59 AM Jack: lol

12:33:01 AM Me: should last you a few years

12:33:04 AM Jack: LOL

This is how we schedule

Posted by: honkable on: February 13, 2008

8:45:21 PM Me: say yes to saturday [for gym]
8:45:31 PM Jack: gah
8:45:38 PM Jack: i guesssssssssssssssssssssssss
8:45:40 PM Jack: sux
8:45:45 PM Me: why sucks
8:45:48 PM Me: saturday is perfect
8:45:50 PM Me: we’ll be hung over like mofos [after IRS]
8:45:53 PM Jack: lol
8:45:59 PM Me: burn off the liquor
8:46:03 PM Me: before we go see our moms for reading week

First assignment

Posted by: honkable on: January 31, 2008

 

3:24:13 PM Jack: btw

3:24:15 PM Jack: what you get on the msci assignment?

3:26:51 PM Me: 41 [out of 50]

3:26:55 PM Me: a bit less than class average

3:27:01 PM Me: still not a bad mark for ALL wrong answers

3:27:03 PM Me: hahaha

3:27:22 PM Me: what about you?

3:27:25 PM Jack: 42

3:27:30 PM Jack: all wrong answers

3:27:31 PM Jack: hahahaha

3:27:49 PM Jack: next one, we’ll get perfect!

Gym time

Posted by: honkable on: January 23, 2008

6:40:16 PM Jack: lets do this, gym time
6:40:18 PM Jack: u ready now?
6:40:24 PM Me: yep
6:40:28 PM Me: I just ate 10 min ago
6:40:30 PM Me: but w/e
6:40:35 PM Me: rather now than later
6:41:25 PM Jack: o shit lol
6:41:29 PM Jack: i still didn’t eat
6:41:30 PM Jack: i just woke up
6:41:31 PM Jack: hahaha
6:41:35 PM Jack: how did u have dinnner so early?
6:41:37 PM Jack: thats madness
6:41:44 PM Me: ….was a super late lunch

My skills in art

Posted by: honkable on: January 23, 2008

1:17:32 PM Me: btw, you do some very beautiful [electronic] graffiti!
1:17:39 PM Nina: oh thank you
1:17:40 PM Me: do you use a tablet?
1:17:44 PM Nina: nope
1:18:12 PM Me: that’s very impressive
1:18:17 PM Me: I couldn’t even do that using anything

I showed him a picture

Posted by: honkable on: December 10, 2007

4:15:43 PM Jack: dude our girl tastes are sometimes way to freakin freaky similar
4:15:59 PM Me: we’re just congruent, that’s all
4:16:02 PM Me: we pick the best
4:16:05 PM Me: the best are the same
4:16:12 PM Jack: thats true :)

Frustrations

Posted by: honkable on: December 10, 2007

Me: My social circle is a fucking square.

Ladies: always google-check the guys chasing you

Posted by: honkable on: November 11, 2007

 

7:42:25 PM Chloe: haha….i have progressively bad taste [in guys] it seems….my last crush, i’m finding out lately.. had spent over $4000 on booze in two months….and only when he ran out decided to get a job :-P

7:43:41 PM Me: LOL

7:44:25 PM Chloe: what’s next i don’t know…an axe murderer

7:50:37 PM Me: you wouldn’t be alive to tell the tale ;-)

7:51:32 PM Chloe: well they don’t usually kill their significant others lol

7:51:40 PM Chloe: just their friends

7:51:43 PM Chloe: :-P

7:52:04 PM Me: but that must be their way of doing things… they ask you out, you give them a hard time, they decide to marinate your spleen for the next bbq

7:52:42 PM Chloe: yeah they’re persistent lol

7:53:38 PM Me: if a guy asks for your organ doner card early in the relationship… bad sign.

Automotive sucks

Posted by: honkable on: November 8, 2007

 

10:17:50 PM Me: you save a lot of money by buyings a car from US

10:18:55 PM Jack: old news

10:19:11 PM Me: but details are thin on how to go about it

10:19:18 PM Jack: GM is trying to brainwash us daily

10:19:19 PM Jack: about the higher prices of canadian cars

10:19:32 PM Me: and what’s GM doing about it?

10:27:26 PM Jack: cash incentives

10:27:26 PM Jack: matching gst drop……

10:27:26 PM Jack: explaining the price difference

10:31:30 PM Me: explaining the price difference… LOL

10:31:38 PM Me: that’s the most hilarious tactic ever

10:31:54 PM Me: salesman to customer, “Let me explain why you should pay $10,000 more for this car…”

Now that I have a job…

Posted by: honkable on: November 3, 2007

5:41:20 PM Me: and my mom is all excited, “zomg, you’re graduating, you’ll find yourself a nice Indian girl!!!!!!!!!!”

5:41:26 PM Jack: hahahahahaa

5:41:28 PM Jack: hilarious

5:41:28 PM Me: except, my mom had like 50 more trailing exclamation marks

I have this one suit…

Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007

12:09:31 AM Me: but I think I’d just wear a jacket TO work and FROM work
12:09:33 AM Me: not AT work
12:09:34 AM Me: haha
12:09:40 AM Jack: yea
12:09:45 AM Me: even today
12:09:49 AM Me: I was lugging my jacket around man
12:09:51 AM Me: so uncomfy
12:09:56 AM Me: I’m sure a proper one would be better
12:09:57 AM Jack: yea that’s not good
12:10:03 AM Me: but this is 7 years old “stitched” 
12:10:08 AM Jack: lol
12:10:13 AM Me: looks like it was designed in the 50s
12:10:17 AM Me: so modern, it’s killing

Business Casual

Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007

11:56:12 PM Me: I asked the dude about the apparent business casual environment
11:56:18 PM Me: “you wear such shirts and ties everyday to work?”
11:56:30 PM Me: he’s like “oh, no! we dress down on fridays.”

Doesn’t count!

Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007

11:50:08 PM Me: personality test too (“You steal from work. 
* “Always agree” 
* “sometimes agree”…. etc. )
11:50:16 PM Jack: o shit
11:50:20 PM Jack: what did u say there u thief
11:50:28 PM Me: I picked “never”
11:50:31 PM Jack: lol
11:50:33 PM Jack: LIAR!
11:50:35 PM Jack: ur FIRED
11:50:35 PM Me: I only steal whiteboard markers anyway
11:50:37 PM Me: doesn’t count :P

If I get this job…

Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007

11:43:58 PM Me: but they cover apartment rental in city where you placed

11:44:01 PM Me: furnished apartment

11:44:05 PM Jack: shitson

11:44:07 PM Me: complete with kitchen and all

11:44:14 PM Jack: kick ass

11:44:17 PM Me: so that’s huge

11:44:20 PM Jack: def

11:44:21 PM Me: just show up with clothes and laptop

11:44:31 PM Jack: what if i dont have a laptop!!?!?!

11:44:38 PM Me: company provides IBM

11:44:43 PM Me: LUGpads

11:45:19 PM Me: and apparently they got offices in dallas… and dublin, ohio

11:45:23 PM Me: and windsor, england

11:45:24 PM Me: so more choices for 3 cities I have to travel to

11:45:26 PM Jack: wow

11:45:29 PM Jack: go to windosr

11:45:30 PM Jack: hahahaah

11:45:51 PM Me: i’ll see…. if <this girl I’m after> moves back to england, I gotta chase her down big time

11:45:56 PM Jack: LOL

Just a passing reference to something all guys wish for…

Posted by: honkable on: October 18, 2007

10:35:40 PM Jack: oh btw, I skipped the part where she showed me her bedroom, didn’t I?

10:35:59 PM Jack: hahaha….

10:36:00 PM Jack: jk

10:36:57 PM Me: her bedroom – with the prepped up crib inside?

10:37:10 PM Me: and cans of apple green/neon pink paint

10:37:18 PM Me: not to mention a DUAL stroller

Be careful when you pick those electives

Posted by: honkable on: October 16, 2007

10:07:13 PM Me: how are things?

10:08:48 PM Curtis: the one day I don’t do my elective’s assignment…is the day I have a quiz

10:08:57 PM Curtis: got burned twice, but ah well

10:09:17 PM Me: pop quiz?

10:09:40 PM Curtis: yea

10:09:54 PM Curtis: w/e he said we can drop our worst mark today

10:10:08 PM Curtis: every week we’re going to have a quiz now

10:10:26 PM Curtis: on top of group assignments and reading 30pgs and doing 1 pg summaries on the articles

10:10:47 PM Curtis: definitely picked the wrong course

10:10:57 PM Me: lol – insane

We love Prison Break

Posted by: honkable on: October 1, 2007

9:27:36 PM Me: btw you watch prison break?

9:27:36 PM Jack: pb was so good

9:27:39 PM Jack: yes

9:27:41 PM Jack: lol

9:27:44 PM Jack: wrote it same sec!

Am I that random? Of course I am.

Posted by: honkable on: September 30, 2007

11:24:31 PM Artsy: you know, i gotta ask… where did you meet them?!

11:26:44 PM Me: meet whom?

11:26:59 PM Artsy: ur list of girls…

11:27:01 PM Artsy: haahaa

11:27:02 PM Me: everywhere

11:27:06 PM Me: check out my friends list on facebook

11:27:10 PM Me: elevator, laundry room

11:27:12 PM Me: boat cruises

11:27:13 PM Me: randomly

11:27:16 PM Artsy: are you serious!?

11:27:28 PM Artsy: omg!

11:27:29 PM Artsy: haahaa

11:29:20 PM Me: I gotta find my own sources

11:29:55 PM Me: so, I go everywhere

11:30:03 PM Me: even swing & dance class

11:30:40 PM Artsy: haahaa… you are right, you’re very very random

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