Posted by: honkable on: July 21, 2009
12:30:57 AM Jack: one guy at work, smart ass
12:31:09 AM Jack: “I cant be botherred at this time of night”
12:31:14 AM Jack: after 3 wks staight
12:31:42 AM Me: lol
12:31:47 AM Me: you guys going on strike soon?
12:32:12 AM Jack: LOL
12:32:13 AM Jack: eh
12:32:24 AM Me: that would piss the customer off
12:32:24 AM Me: haha
12:32:34 AM [...]
Posted by: honkable on: April 7, 2009
(11:21:44) Jack: what’s up (11:21:49) Me: nothing (11:21:54) Me: crap weather (11:21:57) Me: no girls (11:22:00) Me: life on cruise control (11:22:04) Jack: LOL
Posted by: honkable on: February 5, 2009
(15:47:21) Tony: oh man, you know what sucks.. people who know just enough to fuck things up.. but not enough to tell you how they did it
(15:47:29) Me: LOL
(15:48:10) Tony: we got new peeps in quebec now, so i have this french – english translation.. and he says there is a problem where there can’t [...]
Posted by: honkable on: December 1, 2008
(14:00:10) Jack: so I have some sick news
(14:01:36) Me: …
(14:04:01) Jack: I get to fly on the company plane tomorrow!
(14:13:01) Me: to where?
(14:13:05) Me: to suicide you guys
(14:13:09) Me: their way of laying you off?
(14:13:31) Me: I can just imagine the outlook meeting request
(14:13:43) Me: “Strategic Initiative – Trip tomorrow [...]
Posted by: honkable on: November 13, 2008
(14:03:49) Jack: day draggin on
(14:03:49) Jack: sigh
(14:05:41) Me: I’ve been busy
(14:05:47) Me: I got into our main database server
(14:05:49) Me: the database administrator FREAKED
(14:06:02) Me: he almost said: god will eat you
Posted by: honkable on: March 12, 2008
12:43:38 PM Jack: dude i think u need to skip a part of ur meditation thing
12:43:46 PM Jack: that larry smith talk is today
12:43:54 PM Jack: recession in US and jobs /etc
12:43:59 PM Jack: should be good actually
12:44:12 PM Me: do I really look like I care?
12:44:15 PM Jack: yes
12:44:17 PM Jack: ul be working [...]
Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007
11:56:12 PM Me: I asked the dude about the apparent business casual environment
11:56:18 PM Me: “you wear such shirts and ties everyday to work?”
11:56:30 PM Me: he’s like “oh, no! we dress down on fridays.”
Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007
12:09:31 AM Me: but I think I’d just wear a jacket TO work and FROM work
12:09:33 AM Me: not AT work
12:09:34 AM Me: haha
12:09:40 AM Jack: yea
12:09:45 AM Me: even today
12:09:49 AM Me: I was lugging my jacket around man
12:09:51 AM Me: so uncomfy
12:09:56 AM Me: I’m sure a proper one would be better
12:09:57 AM Jack: yea that’s not good
12:10:03 AM Me: but this is 7 years old “stitched”
12:10:08 AM Jack: lol
12:10:13 AM Me: looks like it was designed [...]
Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007
11:50:08 PM Me: personality test too (“You steal from work.
* “Always agree”
* “sometimes agree”…. etc. )
11:50:16 PM Jack: o shit
11:50:20 PM Jack: what did u say there u thief
11:50:28 PM Me: I picked “never”
11:50:31 PM Jack: lol
11:50:33 PM Jack: LIAR!
11:50:35 PM Jack: ur FIRED
11:50:35 PM Me: I only steal whiteboard markers anyway
11:50:37 PM Me: doesn’t count
Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007
11:43:58 PM Me: but they cover apartment rental in city where you placed
11:44:01 PM Me: furnished apartment
11:44:05 PM Jack: shitson
11:44:07 PM Me: complete with kitchen and all
11:44:14 PM Jack: kick ass
11:44:17 PM Me: so that’s huge
11:44:20 PM Jack: def
11:44:21 PM Me: just show up with clothes and laptop
11:44:31 PM Jack: what if i dont have [...]
Posted by: honkable on: June 28, 2007
[13:55] Me: the cialis video [13:55] Me: fubared [13:56] Me: how can it be so long [13:56] Jack: LOL [13:56] Jack: I dunno……. [13:56] Jack: but the elevator thing at end was priceless [13:56] Me: lol [13:56] Me: I know [13:56] Me: my boss is probably staring my back down now [13:56] Me: as [...]
Posted by: honkable on: May 25, 2007
[15:02] Me: lotto 6/49 $27M draw [15:02] Me: I signed up [15:03] Me: gonna win it [15:03] Me: with 20 other people [15:03] Me: $1M each, might come to two bucks after taxes [16:37] Jack: lol [16:37] Jack: gl [16:37] Jack: mr golf twice same day lighntning [comment: fantastic [...]
Posted by: honkable on: May 24, 2007
[14:28] Jack: now……..based on those two methods [availability and representativeness] of people making wrong decisions
[14:28] Jack: i need a decision i made wrongly because of those
[14:28] Jack: i cant think of one
[14:28] Jack: it sucks
[14:29] Me: there’s lots of “how many” questions you can use
[14:29] Me: how many languages in the [...]
Posted by: honkable on: May 20, 2007
(12:33:55 AM) Jack: I wanna go to cali
(12:33:57 AM) Jack: or europe
(12:34:04 AM) Jack: work with all the hot ladies
(12:34:29 AM) Jack: if i go to china, I can bring u back a mail order bride
(12:34:46 AM) Me: no, I’ll ship her back in the same boat you bring her in
Posted by: honkable on: May 4, 2007
[13:10] Me: my company’s got an all employee meeting in California!
[13:10] Me: I wanna goooooo
[13:11] Jack: waaaaaaaaaaa
[13:11] Jack: me2
[13:11] Me: me3
[13:11] Me: not sure if i’m eligible
[13:11] Jack: for sure
[13:11] Me: but paid hotel room + air flight is sounding good
[13:11] Me: 2 days
[13:11] Jack: you’re the most experienced co-op they have there!
[13:11] Me: sadly, [...]
Posted by: honkable on: March 4, 2007
9:11:10 PM Me: all the company does is focus on this one patented device
9:11:19 PM Me: that does an apparently amazing job of detecting breast cancer
9:11:45 PM Jack: mm ic
9:11:48 PM Jack: thats a sick job man
9:12:01 PM Jack: is the patented device HANDS?
9:12:23 PM Me: lol nope
9:12:36 PM Me: but you use your bare [...]
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
[16:39] Me: anyway I’m off
[16:39] Me: gonna do 20 minutes of real work
[16:39] Me: then go home
[16:39] Jack: wow
[16:39] Jack: ur so good
[16:39] Jack: 20 minutes of work
[16:39] Jack: 9 hrs of wasting time
[16:39] Me: yea man, it’s really stressful
[16:39] Jack: yea i see
[16:39] Me: not as stressful as hurricane namers though
[16:39] Me: now that’s [...]
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
Me(1:38 AM): I hate it when people have their email signatures 6 lines long
Me(1:39 AM): it’s a damn signature, not your business card
Jack(1:39 AM): laf; yea
who sends u emails with signatures outside of work
thats stupid
work signatures at my place are huge though…… so much info it really is a businses card lol
its like french/english/diff phones/emails/madness
Me(1:40 [...]
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
Jack [6:38 PM]: Job Title: Elite Developer with Mad Skillz
thats me
Me [6:38 PM]: you? must be a typo
Jack [6:38 PM]: Skillz
Mad
with
Developer
Me [6:39 PM]: Mad, sounds about right
Jack [6:39 PM]: lol
thats a real job
i love it……..
Me [6:39 PM]: being Mad? not my thing
Jack [6:39 PM]: hahahaah, yea, probably
but this one is cooler!
Job Title:
Elite Developer [...]
