Posted by: honkable on: December 12, 2008
(12:01:08) Me: I don’t think I ever want another nintendo console though in my life
(12:01:11) Me: especially after owning the DS
(12:01:34) Jack: how so
(12:03:23) Me: the top games are always mario mario
(12:03:33) Me: mario kart, mario fart, mario kiss, mario dance, …
(12:03:35) Me: I’m like what-the-hell??
Posted by: honkable on: December 2, 2008
(15:14:39) Me: cats make awesome pets
(15:14:44) Me: I’m gonna get one and name it V-I-P
(15:14:47) Me: Very Important Pimp
(15:14:50) Me: that’s last name
(15:14:53) Me: first name “BAD”
(15:14:58) Me: Bad VIP
Posted by: honkable on: March 12, 2008
1:39:16 PM Me: I don’t like that game
1:39:27 PM Chloe: what’s it like
1:41:02 PM Me: it’s like a futuristic rpg
1:41:08 PM Me: you are a character in your own spaceship
1:41:14 PM Me: I was doing the tutorial
1:41:22 PM Me: fly here, shoot this pirate, mine here, etc.
1:41:26 PM Me: I couldn’t get my ship to [...]
Posted by: honkable on: March 12, 2008
12:43:38 PM Jack: dude i think u need to skip a part of ur meditation thing
12:43:46 PM Jack: that larry smith talk is today
12:43:54 PM Jack: recession in US and jobs /etc
12:43:59 PM Jack: should be good actually
12:44:12 PM Me: do I really look like I care?
12:44:15 PM Jack: yes
12:44:17 PM Jack: ul be working [...]
Posted by: honkable on: February 23, 2008
12:58:52 AM Me: I just read the funniest comment on youtube
12:58:57 AM Jack: ?
12:59:12 AM Me: so some dude posts a video of himself playing a guitar
12:59:19 AM Me: and the one and only comment
12:59:24 AM Me: “BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD”
12:59:40 AM Jack: lol… nice
12:59:56 AM Me: I can’t stop laughing
12:59:58 AM Me: hahahaha
1:00:06 [...]
Posted by: honkable on: February 23, 2008
2:09:06 PM Me: that $7 toothpaste
2:09:08 PM Me: pretty good man
2:09:14 PM Me: not just saying cause it’s crazy pricey
2:09:23 PM Jack: lol suuure
2:09:25 PM Jack: what has it done for u?
2:09:25 PM Me: I used it last night… and woke up this morning with no noticeable morning breath
2:09:39 PM Me: usually my breath is [...]
Posted by: honkable on: February 23, 2008
12:24:27 AM Jack: what u doing there?
12:25:05 AM Me: shopping
12:32:47 AM Jack: u better buy me something too!
12:32:56 AM Me: I’ll get you a 3-pack condom
12:32:59 AM Jack: lol
12:33:01 AM Me: should last you a few years
12:33:04 AM Jack: LOL
Posted by: honkable on: December 10, 2007
Me: My social circle is a fucking square.
Posted by: honkable on: November 8, 2007
10:17:50 PM Me: you save a lot of money by buyings a car from US
10:18:55 PM Jack: old news
10:19:11 PM Me: but details are thin on how to go about it
10:19:18 PM Jack: GM is trying to brainwash us daily
10:19:19 PM Jack: about the higher prices of canadian cars
10:19:32 PM Me: and what’s GM doing [...]
Posted by: honkable on: October 1, 2007
9:27:36 PM Me: btw you watch prison break?
9:27:36 PM Jack: pb was so good
9:27:39 PM Jack: yes
9:27:41 PM Jack: lol
9:27:44 PM Jack: wrote it same sec!
Posted by: honkable on: July 29, 2007
4:34:39 PM Me: back from the workout
4:41:16 PM Jack: good stuff
4:41:22 PM Jack: u pumped up?
4:41:35 PM Me: …
4:41:56 PM Jack: after the work out
4:42:01 PM Jack: u should look like arnold
4:42:39 PM Me: I do
4:42:46 PM Me: I look exactly like arnold did when he was 12
Posted by: honkable on: June 28, 2007
[13:55] Me: the cialis video [13:55] Me: fubared [13:56] Me: how can it be so long [13:56] Jack: LOL [13:56] Jack: I dunno……. [13:56] Jack: but the elevator thing at end was priceless [13:56] Me: lol [13:56] Me: I know [13:56] Me: my boss is probably staring my back down now [13:56] Me: as [...]
Posted by: honkable on: June 4, 2007
[18:04] Me: females preferred, gay friendly, quiet person wanted, vegetarian, no pets,… I so feel like the minority here -_-
[18:04] Jack: LOL
[18:04] Me: whatever happened to NORMAL people?
Posted by: honkable on: February 22, 2007
5:39:24 PM Me: anyway, i’m out
5:39:26 PM Me: ikea trip
5:40:16 PM Jack: woah
5:41:20 PM Jack: later have fun
5:41:30 PM Jack: buy me something too while ur at it
5:41:40 PM Me: they don’t sell condoms at ikea
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
[22:42:33] Me: I used to produce a radio show called “random baggage”
[22:42:36] Jack: lol
[22:42:40] Me: I thought no one listened to it
[22:42:53] Me: then I stopped it and one guy from Germany asked me if I was going to produce another one
[22:42:58] Jack: lol
[22:43:00] Jack: really
[22:43:02] Jack: thats crazy
[22:43:07] Me: I had a fan!!!
[22:43:10] Me: [...]
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
[22:48:19] Me: did you notice that God spelled backwards is Dog? Is there a connection worth pondering?
[22:48:27] Jack: lol yea i noticed
[22:48:28] Jack: i dont nkow
[22:48:29] Jack: is there
[22:48:34] Me: Let’s ask.
[22:48:46] Me: Like Mike Novic and the president did it in that episode of 24…
[22:48:48] Me: knell
[22:48:51] Me: and YELL
[22:48:59] Me: “Dog Dog Dog [...]
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
[23:32:40] Me: btw, if you ever want a quick lay
[23:32:55] Me: just tell a girl that she can burn up to 100 calories per sex session
[23:33:02] Me: “it’ll be a fun workout for both of us!!”
[23:33:07] Me: might just work, ya know
[23:33:09] Jack: LOL
[23:33:13] Jack: thats crazy man
[23:33:20] Jack: but i think i’ve seen that [...]
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
[21:52:57] Me: Here’s my made up joke of the day:
“You’re dating a Mountain Bike???? Wtf is wrong with you?”
“Stop complaining, At least they’re easy to ride.”
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
[09:09:27] Me: My roommate is going crazy
[09:09:40] Me: he’s been vaccuuming the apartment for the past half hour non-stop
[09:09:51] Me: he loves sucking…
[09:10:15] Jack: lol
[09:10:34] Me: /best one-liner I can think of today
Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007
Me: the craziest email on the planet will flood your mailbox tonight
Jack says: really
i dont see it
Me: it’ll rox your sox and your gmail inbox
coming soon at a monitor near you
Jack says: what if im not wearing any sox
Me: rox your underwear
Jack says: o no
dangerous
Me: Right, I don’t wanna hear that you don’t have any [...]
