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Need help on an essay? It’s what good friends are for.

Posted by: honkable on: March 25, 2008

10:30:33 PM Jack: can you think of any evil institutions u r a part of?? without actually realizing it was evil, and u were doing cuz u thought it was good
10:30:48 PM Me: Pickup
10:30:53 PM Me: Serbian Club
10:30:57 PM Jack: hahahahahaah
10:30:57 PM Jack: WOW
10:31:04 PM Jack: serbian club!!
10:31:12 PM Me: is evil
10:31:20 PM Jack: it [...]

Inspiration for anyone having a hard time studying

Posted by: honkable on: March 12, 2008

1:39:49 PM Jack: no motivation =(
1:40:07 PM Jack: damn these midterms
1:40:40 PM Me: think of girls
1:40:42 PM Me: sitting on your lap
1:40:46 PM Me: telling you to study
1:40:59 PM Me: you get a strawberry dipped in chocolate syrup for every page you read
1:41:14 PM Me: btw, when a girl feeds me strawberries dipped in choco, [...]

This is how we schedule

Posted by: honkable on: February 13, 2008

8:45:21 PM Me: say yes to saturday [for gym]
8:45:31 PM Jack: gah
8:45:38 PM Jack: i guesssssssssssssssssssssssss
8:45:40 PM Jack: sux
8:45:45 PM Me: why sucks
8:45:48 PM Me: saturday is perfect
8:45:50 PM Me: we’ll be hung over like mofos [after IRS]
8:45:53 PM Jack: lol
8:45:59 PM Me: burn off the liquor
8:46:03 PM Me: before we go see our moms for reading week

First assignment

Posted by: honkable on: January 31, 2008

 
3:24:13 PM Jack: btw
3:24:15 PM Jack: what you get on the msci assignment?
3:26:51 PM Me: 41 [out of 50]
3:26:55 PM Me: a bit less than class average
3:27:01 PM Me: still not a bad mark for ALL wrong answers
3:27:03 PM Me: hahaha
3:27:22 PM Me: what about you?
3:27:25 PM Jack: 42
3:27:30 PM Jack: all wrong answers
3:27:31 PM [...]

Be careful when you pick those electives

Posted by: honkable on: October 16, 2007

10:07:13 PM Me: how are things?
10:08:48 PM Curtis: the one day I don’t do my elective’s assignment…is the day I have a quiz
10:08:57 PM Curtis: got burned twice, but ah well
10:09:17 PM Me: pop quiz?
10:09:40 PM Curtis: yea
10:09:54 PM Curtis: w/e he said we can drop our worst mark today
10:10:08 PM Curtis: every week we’re [...]

I have finally decided on a course!

Posted by: honkable on: June 11, 2007

[14:45] Me: “Social Psychology of Leisure” [14:45] Me: that’s what I gonna ace next term [14:45] Me: 150 capacity, 110 reserve on AHS students [14:45] Me: i.e guaranteed 110 hotties [14:45] Me: male or female [14:46] Me: hoping for more female though

I think it’s true

Posted by: honkable on: May 24, 2007

[14:36] Me: a common mistake related to “availability” in the media was the whole “chances of getting a plane crash < chances of being hit by a car while crossing the road”
[14:36] Jack: mmm
[14:36] Jack: ya
[14:36] Me: most people think planes much more dangerous
[14:36] Jack: but stats say otherwise…… true true
[14:37] Me: and [...]

Don’t make this mistake

Posted by: honkable on: May 24, 2007

[14:28] Jack: now……..based on those two methods [availability and representativeness] of people making wrong decisions
[14:28] Jack: i need a decision i made wrongly because of those
[14:28] Jack: i cant think of one
[14:28] Jack: it sucks
[14:29] Me: there’s lots of “how many” questions you can use
[14:29] Me: how many languages in the [...]

Wishful workterm

Posted by: honkable on: May 20, 2007

(12:33:55 AM) Jack: I wanna go to cali
(12:33:57 AM) Jack: or europe
(12:34:04 AM) Jack: work with all the hot ladies
(12:34:29 AM) Jack: if i go to china, I can bring u back a mail order bride
(12:34:46 AM) Me: no, I’ll ship her back in the same boat you bring her in

What kind of a party is this?

Posted by: honkable on: March 1, 2007

8:28:19 PM Jack: i really hope you get your money back for those tickets
8:29:06 PM Jack: pretty bogus that they shut down school at such late time due to snow
8:29:15 PM Jack: blah
8:29:18 PM Jack: that party was gonna be good
8:29:22 PM Jack: all the (non-alcoholic) free drinks!!!
8:29:40 PM Jack: (non-alcoholic) can be omitted from [...]

BAMBI

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

[22:09:57] Me: yo
[22:09:57] *** Auto-response sent to Me: I am currently away from the computer.
[22:09:59] Me: GO TO HELL
[22:10:37] Me: but I heard you gotta sign up at what they call the “CECS Information Desk” at TC.
[22:21:33] Jack: lol
[22:21:35] Jack: what?
[22:21:37] Jack: that was random man!
[22:22:17] Me: This totally random comment brought to you by [...]

Hot textbook

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

[21:35:45] Jack: stupid midterms
[21:36:07] Jack: lol
[21:37:17] Me: oh yea
[21:37:21] Me: got another one tomorrow
[21:37:23] Me: and one after
[21:37:29] Me: and one every day ’til Friday
[21:37:33] Jack: sigh yea
[21:37:33] Me: no hot girls for me
[21:37:34] Jack: that’s brutal
[21:37:36] Jack: o geez
[21:37:48] Jack: only the textbook with 1000 pages
[21:38:00] Jack: she has so many words……
[21:38:05] Jack: [...]

Midterms

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

[21:44:30] Jack: look at me now
[21:44:35] Jack: midterms brought out the worst in me
[21:44:41] Jack: i dont watn to do that
[21:45:13] Me: yea man, you are totally butchering your grammer too
[21:45:20] Me: spelling, etc.
[21:46:10] Jack: oh man
[21:46:11] Jack: see
[21:46:17] Jack: its a disastter
[21:46:28] Jack: me no no engineering
[21:46:30] Jack: or englihs!
[21:46:34] Jack: this sux!
[21:49:04] Me: [...]

Consistency

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

[11:22:33] Me: if I don’t fail any of the midterms, I’ll be like , “hey, procrastination works!”
[11:32:57] Jack: yea
[11:32:59] Jack: but if u do fial
[11:33:01] Jack: you’ll care
[11:34:36] Me: if I fail the midterm, I’ll have to fail the final man
[11:34:39] Me: consistency is key
[11:34:44] Jack: LOL

Robot love

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

[23:15:46] Me: I gotta get back to business
[23:15:52] Me: recording some porn clips for our project
[23:16:08] Jack: umm
[23:16:12] Jack: porn?
[23:16:13] Jack: project?
[23:16:13] Me: “insertion and penetration, contact, and reciprocating definitions”
[23:16:15] Jack: what!?
[23:16:18] Me: of a mechanism
[23:16:29] Jack: lol
[23:16:36] Jack: with robots again?
[23:16:49] Me: purely mechanical

Prof gone dark

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

[15:40:36] Jack: y u piissed
[15:42:09] Me: because that prof is a poser. after the midterm he was so receptive to student needs, he was willing to book appointments for people who wanted to discuss the midterm with him. Though I remember he did take a lot of time to return it considering it was the [...]

This is how I chose my elective

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

Me: “This course is an elective for upper year students who are not majoring or minoring in Fine Arts.”
Curtis: lol…”this is a paint brush”…
Me: haha
“The course will develop the student’s appreciation of the visual arts through theory and practice.”
Curtis: cool
Me: i.e. “this painting is what we call VERY GOOD. this is what we call RUBBISH”

Peace? Not my thing

Posted by: honkable on: January 4, 2007

Me: So what courses you thinking now?
Curtis: ANTH 370, ECON 102, HIST 380, PACS 201…
Me: what’s PACS?
Curtis: peace and conflict studies
Me: not my thing; I’m violent
Curtis: I saw a course on evil somewhere: RS [Religion Studies]


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