Posted by: honkable on: July 21, 2009
12:57:25 AM Jack: you see that? [on facebook rsvp list]
12:57:27 AM Jack: Jacka says maybe
12:57:31 AM Me: lol
12:57:31 AM Jack: haven’t talked to this chick in years
12:57:33 AM Me: yeah
12:57:37 AM Jack: if she shows up
12:57:42 AM Jack: i’d be in ultra shock
12:57:50 AM Me: and then JackGirl2 shows up too
12:57:50 AM Jack: i dont [...]
Posted by: honkable on: April 7, 2009
(11:21:44) Jack: what’s up (11:21:49) Me: nothing (11:21:54) Me: crap weather (11:21:57) Me: no girls (11:22:00) Me: life on cruise control (11:22:04) Jack: LOL
Posted by: honkable on: March 20, 2009
1:23:07 PM Jack: mm
1:23:11 PM Jack: power flickered
1:23:15 PM Jack: whole plant gets excited
1:23:16 PM Jack: hliarious
1:23:22 PM Me: it’s work man
1:23:28 PM Me: to think about the lights going out for a sec
1:23:35 PM Me: everyone’s brain is most stimulated today
Posted by: honkable on: December 17, 2008
(12:05:21) Me: this Thinkpad came with the worst tools on the planet
(12:05:27) Me: everything IBM/Lenovo software wise is so shitty
(12:05:35) Me: some high school kid could do wayyyyyy better
(12:05:46) Jack: lol!
(12:05:49) Me: when I first got it, there were about 70000 utilities running
(12:05:51) Me: battery check
(12:05:53) Me: wireless check
(12:05:56) Me: heat check
(12:05:58) Me: hdd check
(12:06:03) [...]
Posted by: honkable on: December 9, 2008
(14:53:38) Me: wow
(14:53:42) Me: some random dude just called me
(14:53:51) Me: “I want to talk to someone in customer service”
(14:53:59) Jack: LOL
(14:54:03) Jack: that’s you
(14:54:04) Me: he dialed some 1-800 number and it came directly to me?!
(14:54:08) Me: so weird
(14:54:16) Me: I’m like… “try back, try another number”…. he simply won’t agree
(14:54:29) Me: he’s like [...]
Posted by: honkable on: December 4, 2008
(11:23:28) Me: if she ever gets the slightest hint you been thinking about her all week, worried
(11:23:40) Me: she’s gonna run in the other direction faster than running away from a hungry lion strapped to dynamite
(11:23:45) Jack: hahhaah
(11:23:48) Me: faster than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck
(11:24:04) Me: …on the highway
Posted by: honkable on: November 10, 2008
(10:01:07) Jack: she has minimum 2 friends that are good
(10:02:04) Me: I’ll take them both
(10:04:55) Jack: exactly!
(10:05:08) Jack: seriously the one blondie with curly hair, I’m sure u woulda licked
(10:05:10) Jack: LOL
(10:05:11) Jack: liked*
(10:05:12) Jack: hahah
(10:05:28) Me: freudian slip
(10:05:29) Jack: o god , best ever freudian slip
(10:05:37) Me: licked and liked
(10:05:39) Me: liked and [...]
Posted by: honkable on: October 30, 2008
(12:14:44) Curtis: ya, you could very well meet someone in a work environment
(12:15:01) Me: … as long as they’re not in IT
(12:15:23) Me: for whatever reason, the end result of girls and engineering is rarely a female engineer
(12:15:32) Me: it’s usually …. an engineer, with some gender confusion
Posted by: honkable on: June 10, 2008
12:15:02 AM Me: 15 euros for prostitute in amsterdam
12:15:05 AM Me: more in other cities
12:15:06 AM Me: paris, etc.
12:15:10 AM Me: but that’s awesome, affordable sex
12:15:11 AM Jack: ya
12:15:14 AM Me: not like here
12:15:17 AM Jack: lol!
12:15:18 AM Me: 200/ hour
12:15:20 AM Me: retardenesssss
12:15:24 AM Me: and so discrete
12:15:24 AM Jack: for real? [...]
Posted by: honkable on: June 10, 2008
4:45:38 PM Me: i’ll be the first person on facebook to post a pic of grandmother
4:46:16 PM Jack: LOL
4:46:29 PM Jack: probably
4:46:43 PM Jack: than the ladies will love u
4:46:49 PM Jack: showing u care about family
4:46:57 PM Jack: u will start a revolution
4:49:49 PM Me: of course
Posted by: honkable on: March 25, 2008
10:30:33 PM Jack: can you think of any evil institutions u r a part of?? without actually realizing it was evil, and u were doing cuz u thought it was good
10:30:48 PM Me: Pickup
10:30:53 PM Me: Serbian Club
10:30:57 PM Jack: hahahahahaah
10:30:57 PM Jack: WOW
10:31:04 PM Jack: serbian club!!
10:31:12 PM Me: is evil
10:31:20 PM Jack: it [...]
Posted by: honkable on: March 12, 2008
1:39:49 PM Jack: no motivation =(
1:40:07 PM Jack: damn these midterms
1:40:40 PM Me: think of girls
1:40:42 PM Me: sitting on your lap
1:40:46 PM Me: telling you to study
1:40:59 PM Me: you get a strawberry dipped in chocolate syrup for every page you read
1:41:14 PM Me: btw, when a girl feeds me strawberries dipped in choco, [...]
Posted by: honkable on: February 23, 2008
12:24:27 AM Jack: what u doing there?
12:25:05 AM Me: shopping
12:32:47 AM Jack: u better buy me something too!
12:32:56 AM Me: I’ll get you a 3-pack condom
12:32:59 AM Jack: lol
12:33:01 AM Me: should last you a few years
12:33:04 AM Jack: LOL
Posted by: honkable on: January 23, 2008
6:40:16 PM Jack: lets do this, gym time
6:40:18 PM Jack: u ready now?
6:40:24 PM Me: yep
6:40:28 PM Me: I just ate 10 min ago
6:40:30 PM Me: but w/e
6:40:35 PM Me: rather now than later
6:41:25 PM Jack: o shit lol
6:41:29 PM Jack: i still didn’t eat
6:41:30 PM Jack: i just woke up
6:41:31 PM Jack: hahaha
6:41:35 PM Jack: how did u have dinnner so early?
6:41:37 PM Jack: thats madness
6:41:44 PM Me: ….was a super late lunch
Posted by: honkable on: January 23, 2008
1:17:32 PM Me: btw, you do some very beautiful [electronic] graffiti!
1:17:39 PM Nina: oh thank you
1:17:40 PM Me: do you use a tablet?
1:17:44 PM Nina: nope
1:18:12 PM Me: that’s very impressive
1:18:17 PM Me: I couldn’t even do that using anything
Posted by: honkable on: December 10, 2007
4:15:43 PM Jack: dude our girl tastes are sometimes way to freakin freaky similar
4:15:59 PM Me: we’re just congruent, that’s all
4:16:02 PM Me: we pick the best
4:16:05 PM Me: the best are the same
4:16:12 PM Jack: thats true
Posted by: honkable on: November 11, 2007
7:42:25 PM Chloe: haha….i have progressively bad taste [in guys] it seems….my last crush, i’m finding out lately.. had spent over $4000 on booze in two months….and only when he ran out decided to get a job
7:43:41 PM Me: LOL
7:44:25 PM Chloe: what’s next i don’t know…an axe murderer
7:50:37 PM Me: [...]
Posted by: honkable on: November 3, 2007
5:41:20 PM Me: and my mom is all excited, “zomg, you’re graduating, you’ll find yourself a nice Indian girl!!!!!!!!!!”
5:41:26 PM Jack: hahahahahaa
5:41:28 PM Jack: hilarious
5:41:28 PM Me: except, my mom had like 50 more trailing exclamation marks
Posted by: honkable on: October 19, 2007
11:43:58 PM Me: but they cover apartment rental in city where you placed
11:44:01 PM Me: furnished apartment
11:44:05 PM Jack: shitson
11:44:07 PM Me: complete with kitchen and all
11:44:14 PM Jack: kick ass
11:44:17 PM Me: so that’s huge
11:44:20 PM Jack: def
11:44:21 PM Me: just show up with clothes and laptop
11:44:31 PM Jack: what if i dont have [...]
Posted by: honkable on: October 18, 2007
10:35:40 PM Jack: oh btw, I skipped the part where she showed me her bedroom, didn’t I?
10:35:59 PM Jack: hahaha….
10:36:00 PM Jack: jk
10:36:57 PM Me: her bedroom – with the prepped up crib inside?
10:37:10 PM Me: and cans of apple green/neon pink paint
10:37:18 PM Me: not to mention a DUAL stroller
