(11:23:28) Me: if she ever gets the slightest hint you been thinking about her all week, worried
(11:23:40) Me: she’s gonna run in the other direction faster than running away from a hungry lion strapped to dynamite
(11:23:45) Jack: hahhaah
(11:23:48) Me: faster than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck
(11:24:04) Me: …on the highway