(14:00:10) Jack: so I have some sick news
(14:01:36) Me: …
(14:04:01) Jack: I get to fly on the company plane tomorrow!
(14:13:01) Me: to where?
(14:13:05) Me: to suicide you guys
(14:13:09) Me: their way of laying you off?
(14:13:31) Me: I can just imagine the outlook meeting request
(14:13:43) Me: “Strategic Initiative – Trip tomorrow [high importance]”

(14:30:25) Jack: LOL!!!!!!
(14:30:34) Jack: exactly
(14:31:03) Jack: ‘training on quick movements’
(14:31:12) Jack: ie, get the parachute opened b4 the small plane crashes
(14:31:19) Jack: going on training to Brantford/customer buy off of machine
(14:31:58) Me: brantford… company plane… whaa?
(14:32:10) Me: can’t you like drive? 3 hours
(14:32:40) Jack: yes
(14:32:47) Jack: ie….. they dont wanna lay us off
(14:32:53) Jack: suicide instead
(14:32:55) Jack: you are very right
(14:32:56) Jack: hahah
(14:33:04) Me: no wonder automotive…
(14:33:08) Jack: hahahahah
(14:37:51) Jack: pilot is employed though… this company has a full time pilot
(14:38:01) Jack: which is also weird…..he does shipping and receiving 99% of the time
(14:38:13) Me: LOL