Honkable Hilarity

Need help on an essay? It’s what good friends are for.

Posted by: honkable on: March 25, 2008

10:30:33 PM Jack: can you think of any evil institutions u r a part of?? without actually realizing it was evil, and u were doing cuz u thought it was good

10:30:48 PM Me: Pickup

10:30:53 PM Me: Serbian Club

10:30:57 PM Jack: hahahahahaah

10:30:57 PM Jack: WOW

10:31:04 PM Jack: serbian club!!

10:31:12 PM Me: is evil

10:31:20 PM Jack: it is

10:31:24 PM Jack: painfully evil

10:31:28 PM Me: so why the question?

10:31:36 PM Jack: i gotta do it for my course – Evil

10:31:42 PM Me: nice

10:31:52 PM Jack: pickup is good example………

10:32:10 PM Jack: can i muster out 300 words on it though

10:32:30 PM Me: yeah of course

10:32:36 PM Me: talk about pickup for the first 250 words

10:32:40 PM Me: what is an opener, examples, DHV, how to get her number, etc. 

10:32:47 PM Me: then say why it is evil for the remaining 50

10:33:27 PM Me: when you go to a library, you see more boobs than books = Pickup Dysfunction

10:33:27 PM Jack: troubles

10:33:28 PM Jack: hahaha

10:33:31 PM Jack: LOL

10:38:21 PM Jack: is there a solution though…….?

10:39:06 PM Me: yes

10:39:11 PM Me: get the girls to take them all off and expose them

10:39:17 PM Me: so we get so desensitized

10:39:29 PM Me: we look everywhere but their chest areas

10:39:39 PM Jack: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:39:42 PM Jack: hilaiorus 

10:39:52 PM Jack: my quesiton was is there a soln to the pickup problem

10:40:19 PM Jack: i 100% agree though 

10:43:00 PM Me: soln to pickup problem

10:43:27 PM Me: sleep with 100 prostitutes

10:46:18 PM Me: 2 must be underage

10:46:25 PM Me: and 2 of them must be more than twice your age

10:46:36 PM Jack: LOL

10:46:38 PM Jack: o man

10:49:49 PM Me: I just finished your 300 word essay

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